It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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