You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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