THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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