nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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