I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
im holly from the hills drunk
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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