ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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