Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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