Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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