I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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