I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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