FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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