My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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