obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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