Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Randomize
