I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
don't judge my taste in strippers
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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