Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
