I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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