The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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