Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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