Define "chronic" masturbator.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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