I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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