If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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