R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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