Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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