Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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