guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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