I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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