is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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