New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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