Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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