no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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