There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
