Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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