I'm laying in your front yard are you home
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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