his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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