windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
pop tarts are not kleenex
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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