It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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