i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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