bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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