wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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