So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My breasts were aching with rage.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I am naked and annoyed.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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