is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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