i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
