That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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