Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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