have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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