We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
