Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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