Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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