Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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