no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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